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kjeeneea	Posted: June 23, 2006 04:53 pm
Lightsaber Seeker Group: Bromine Card Group Posts: 70 Member No.: 2,842 Joined: June 23, 2006	• One guy asks the other: Hey, have you ever been to bed with an ugly woman? The second guy says: No, but I’ve woken up with plenty • A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area & asked for her profession. Prostitute: I’m a social engineer. Policeman: What do u do? Prostitute: I build & destroy erections • Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman? A: A computer doesn’t laugh at a 3½ inch floppy. • A Kiwi farmer was counting his sheeps: “205, 206, 207, hello darling, 209, 210….” • When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21, it’s like buying a book for someone else to read. • The definition of an optimist is a woman who loads up the CD changer before making love. • A French n a Brit gynecologists were chatting. French: Just last week there was this woman, her cliotris was like a melon. Brit: That’s a lie, she wouldn’t be able to walk if it was. French: You Brits always talk about size; I was talking about the taste. • Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one week. Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months. • A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Y did she slapped u? Santa: On her T-shirt was written ‘Press’, so I just pressed… • Signboard outside a prostitute’s house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy…

ryanthim	Posted: November 01, 2006 07:41 pm
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shetty12inch	Posted: December 20, 2006 02:58 pm
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Seargent999	Posted: July 02, 2007 07:04 pm
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venus73	Posted: January 09, 2008 08:59 am
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QUOTE (kjeeneea @ June 23, 2006 04:53 pm)

• One guy asks the other: Hey, have you ever been to bed with an ugly woman?
The second guy says: No, but I’ve woken up with plenty

• A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area & asked for her profession.
Prostitute: I’m a social engineer.
Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections

• Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn’t laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.

• A Kiwi farmer was counting his sheeps: “205, 206, 207, hello darling, 209, 210….”

• When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21, it’s like buying a book for someone else to read.

• The definition of an optimist is a woman who loads up the CD changer before making love.

• A French n a Brit gynecologists were chatting. French: Just last week there was this woman, her cliotris was like a melon.
Brit: That’s a lie, she wouldn’t be able to walk if it was.
French: You Brits always talk about size; I was talking about the taste.

• Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one week.
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months.

• A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Y did she slapped u?
Santa: On her T-shirt was written ‘Press’, so I just pressed…

• Signboard outside a prostitute’s house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy…

Good stuff! universal/imbad.gif

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